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(no subject) [Jun. 27th, 2005|07:37 am]
new again.................... </a></b></a>[info]laurenmelissa
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holla at cha potna main, nine sevum. [Jun. 18th, 2005|11:37 am]
[not me feeling... | lazy]
[listening to... |trading spaces boys vs girls ;D]

period blood leaving my body at an extreme rate :/
making me crave graham crackers to be included in everything i eat.
im feeling not so good with all of this ice cream inside of me.
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pillow love [Jun. 3rd, 2005|08:56 am]
[not me feeling... | ASTOUNDED!]

Holy fucking crap. Never again will i make fun of michelle and her pillows.

she bought these 2, $100 pillows. and yeah. not that. but seriously.

i couldnt sleep after i got woken up at like 6:30 this morning and i layed my head down on her pillow and i was out. i dont even remember falling asleep.

seriously.

they are amazing.

they're so amazing that im writing in my livejournal about them.

though that isnt saying much cause im a real bad call.

well i love those pillows. i love them a lot ;/

<3
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(no subject) [May. 30th, 2005|12:45 pm]
[not me feeling... | cynical]

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(no subject) [May. 27th, 2005|11:58 am]
[not me feeling... | sleepy]
[listening to... |jessica simpson]

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(no subject) [May. 27th, 2005|02:32 am]
fuck my boyfriend.
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:D [May. 25th, 2005|08:21 pm]
[not me feeling... | thankful ;D]
[listening to... |watching american idol]

LOVE!



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synopsis [May. 25th, 2005|01:36 pm]
[not me feeling... | complacent]
[listening to... |tori- parasol [andthen] little amsterdam]

i love this tori song <3

i think i may have dental insurance?

i have to get this gigantic tooth tree out of my face

rachelle renee, i have come to realize, must have been my left arm in a previous life.

my hoodie smells kinda rough but its sooooooooo huge and you know i love wearing huge clothes when it rains so there we go.

uh

i love this tori song too.

have to go to work now ;D
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(no subject) [May. 24th, 2005|01:04 pm]
im not ok in my head right now
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dream [May. 23rd, 2005|11:19 am]
[not me feeling... | busy]
[listening to... |screaming people on motormouth]

ok. so i need to write this down because its so fdj-9pW

alright.

so in my dream last nite, i dreamt i had a baby. but it was the size of my finger. and it would soon grow to be a regular child, but it had to form its insides first.

and it was like, see through. and really jello-like and fragile.

so im living in a dorm and i take my baby in a stroller to visit my highschool and i see mrs. schwartz and im all hey do you remember me?! and shes all like yeah man. lauren. and then she gave me a dirty look and i was all :/

and i was like did you see my baby? and i showed her and noticed it started forming bones so i walked away to watch my baby grow bones and it was freaking scary. and then um, it had bones and then the whole thing started filling up with blood and i got so happy.

then i went back to my dorm with all these girls and they were suposedly starting fires. and madi was there and then um because she was my roomate, and then this cop came in and arrested everyone because of the fires and me and madi didnt get arrested cause the cop was peurto rican and um she knew him and all the people were mad at us but i was happy cause i couldnt go to jail with a baby, you know?

alright bye.
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wow how true. [May. 18th, 2005|12:29 am]
[not me feeling... | angry]

ok. eds birthdate is supposed to mean he is...
Your birth on the 20th day of the month adds a degree of emotion, sensitivity, and intuition to your reading.
The 2 energy provided here is very social, allowing you to make friends easily and quickly.
Yet you are apt to have a rather nervous air in the company of a large group.

You have a warmhearted nature and emotional understanding that constantly seeks affection.
You are very prone to become depressed and moody, as emotions can turn inward and cause anxiety and mental turmoil.
It can be hard for you to bounce back to reality when depression sets in.
When things are going well, you can go just as far the other way and become extremely affectionate.

totally true.

mine is...


With a birthday on the 23rd of the month (5 energy) you are inclined to work well with people and enjoy them.
You are talented and versatile, very good at presenting ideas.
You may have a tendency to get itchy feet at times and need change and travel.

You tend to be very progressive, imaginative and adaptable.
Your mind is quick, clever and analytical.
A restlessness in your nature may make you a bit impatient and easily bored with routine.
You may have a tendency to shirk responsibility.
Very sociable, you make friends easily and you are an excellent traveling companion.

i didnt read it yet. im just assuming its true. 8 mile is on tv. i think im gonna go watch it???

yeah.

i hate my life btw.
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heaven to betsy [May. 10th, 2005|12:51 pm]
[not me feeling... | envious]


You are a Jackal!


Which animal would you be?
brought to you by Quizilla

i think i just broke my scanner :/
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theyll be fog on the shore tonite bosun [May. 9th, 2005|11:27 am]
[not me feeling... | glitter]
[listening to... |msi- tom sawyer]

it bees being damn near too much
it bees being approaching that

Licentious Nun: HA
Licentious Nun: HA
Licentious Nun: HA
Licentious Nun: space
Licentious Nun: HA
Licentious Nun: HA
Licentious Nun: HA
Licentious Nun: pause

Licentious Nun: my lips are such a chapped call ;/
deleriamanda: ;/
deleriamanda: that sucks
deleriamanda: my psusy lips were chapped earlier this morning
deleriamanda: i had to lotion them
deleriamanda: and hang them to dry
Licentious Nun: you mother fucker
Licentious Nun: beef flaps
Licentious Nun: i hate you
deleriamanda: HAHAHA



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Hedonism

95%

Existentialism

85%

Justice (Fairness)

50%

Strong Egoism

45%

Utilitarianism

40%

Apathy

40%

Kantianism

35%

Nihilism

5%

Divine Command

0%

What philosophy do you follow? (v1.03)
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Licentious Nun: not these ongoing issues with JIMMY URINE [May. 1st, 2005|02:22 pm]
[not me feeling... | bicycle]
[listening to... |ninteen eighty nine- msi]




Licentious Nun: my boobs are heavy
Licentious Nun: HAHAHA
deleriamanda: me too
deleriamanda: they are seeping with enlightenment
Licentious Nun: LAUREN
deleriamanda: yes?
Licentious Nun: that was UNCALLED FOR
deleriamanda: :-(
Licentious Nun: >:o
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compromise [Apr. 21st, 2005|12:16 pm]
[not me feeling... | ew but @_+ and also tired]
[listening to... |THE LEFT RIGHTS]

sorry im a bad call im at my mothers talking on the phone with michelle oh well her boyfriend is making me sick.

my birthday is in 2 days.

i dont have a couch *+* that looks like an owl to me.

my brain feels like its slipping out of my skull.

michelle just said dance around the truth @_@

oh no.

she just found my wood in a hood picture

she doesnt think its alright ;/

my eyes feel tiiiiired. im cracking up. i went striz-aight to the computer when i got here.

it feels like i should be rubbing my body all over the keyboard and my wrists all over the monitor.

how ive missed the comp.

im being dead serious too. sorry :/ oh well alright i ate tw o freaken snickers bars BACKTOBACk i feel so nauseeisous seriously i will be throwing up soon.

i dont ever care BET im stealing ellios pizza when i get my laundry later tonite.

AFDSJLASOIYEAH
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LlllLISOEeser [Apr. 16th, 2005|01:20 am]
[not me feeling... | creepy]
[listening to... |msi- capitol p!]

oh well im actually traumatized becuase i feel like i will be murdered by my belongings in four seconds so i had to take a break and get the hell out of there because packing one day before you move is a really bad call ;/

ong and eddie helped but they are gone and now my things will really kill me

;(

i had a good day UM i got outta work early cause i kept fdj-WLew bouncing bounccing like @_@ cause i was so excited to be in my apartment like a little freak.

oh but seriously. i wont bhave a computer for like two weeks. what am i gonna do?

because seriously, well i have to play videogames and do the computer_- BOTH THINGS! every single day but now im going to be left with just the vidoe games and im gonab elike

+_@ and look at mario like that and be like what am i gonna do?

well perhaps the obsession ive quickkly developed #again$ for seniorr julio euringer will leave becuase i ll not be able to listen to music vcause i havent any mindless cds at this moment because i step on my cds all the time and breka them in half and so i go online to do it but anyway, i wont be able to

and i wont be able to do any of the other things that im rpretty sure are not alright ot say on here.

no way dude
so im gonna bgo. my arm is pretty god damn itchy.

im so :D G L A D :D that my HUNNNEy is better!
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ba na na naaaaaaaaaaaaaBAGELaaaa [Apr. 14th, 2005|12:28 pm]
[not me feeling... | urD_wl09!?]
[listening to... |msi LAST GAY SONG]

tonite : jils car. we will be bonding i belive. srun around get lost in ikea!

i have sufficentirly WwwwwwwwEWWASwasssstedddd my moringing time today.

oh i need to get some more buttons from work . i tjust thought of ithat i cant forget about i t ;/

i kingd of feel liek a loser
i cant deal with school anymore. i havent gone in a W HI , L E

HYPER BOUNBCING HYPER BOUNCYEING BOUNCE

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fslkjfslkjs*! sjsj! vieyufgls0)jfeiue98$E9uEnfihf(*&$(*$#khdsfds*&WR9ufrjiuogd
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SONGGGG ITYPING! jdsi ;D

i BE moving tomwooorrrrororow!
i made a w a better one... VV
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sdiu0ffLKWW [Apr. 13th, 2005|09:23 am]
[not me feeling... | jumping]
[listening to... |tori- finn]

after MUCH consideration i decided to talk about the K-I-S-S because camon i have a homosexual livejournal and i am suposed to do so.

so... last nite... after the show JJAJDSFJSJIMMY toooootally kissed me man.

stating it in such a non challant way makes me fell like ;D because before i was really feeling like ;/ because i thought my boyfriend was totally mad at me.

after much assurance from friends they convinced me that NO WAY DUDE ED IS PROBABLY EXCITED ABOUT IT GOOD CALL

uh so i guess it is alright to talk about and i dont have to feel like ifjs#h because he is just asleep and not being angry but so thats how it happened and it was fucking scary :/ and all of the little tutu girls were bent out of shape and i was like haha

oh but the highlight of the evening was getting dieting tips from kittie. seriously she is scary as hell though. im way afraid of her ;/

alright my hands are icecreams and i am suposed to still be very much asleep but i had to go to the bathroom and then i dont know but ill just go lay on my bed like @_+ and be awake and jumping a lot.
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uhhhhhhhnoodles [Apr. 11th, 2005|10:42 pm]
[not me feeling... | like i gotta poop ;/]
[listening to... |mario world 3 level 4 over and over ;/]

man. two packages of ramen noodles is too much. even for a larger lady. :/

my hunney is still sick :(

send him get well cards.

niggers
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;/ [Apr. 10th, 2005|09:14 pm]
[not me feeling... | kill me]

mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

i just ran upstairs cause i heard someone called and they were screaming into the answering machine so i opened my moms door and i see her naked ;/ passed out and very drunk.

and rhys is there laying in bed naked.

but indeed sober

and it made me want to slit my wrists ;/
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